Sanjaya on The Top Ten Things He Learned From American Idol

Sanjaya Malakar appeared on David Letterman on Monday night, and presented his own Top Ten List, with “Top Ten Things I Learned From American Idol”.

Here is his list:

10. The camera adds ten pounds to your Mohawk.
9. Work hard and make sacrifices, you can finish in 7th place.
8. It’s very important to 'Keep it real, Dawg.'
7. I should have gone for the immunity idol – oh, wait that’s Survivor.
6. On camera Simon is a bit nasty, but off camera, he’s a total jerk.
5. Voting for yourself 100 times an hour causes some wicked carpal tunnel.
4. When you forget the words, just do this: “whoa oh, yes he did.”
3. Honestly, I though I was auditioning for 'Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?'
2. Nothing.
1. American loves performers with bad hair - Right, Dave?

Here is the video: